[X] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
[X] I have tripped on my shoelace
[X] I have choked on my own spit.
[X] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.(woot 1st one I didn't answer.)
[ ] I have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.
[X] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[X] Sometimes when i think of something funny, i laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[ ] I've caught myself drooling.
[X] I've accidentally caused an explosion
[ ] If someone says the word "fart", i cant help but laugh.
[ ] Ive turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
[X] Sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out.
[X] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[X] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[X] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[X] Ive used my fingers to do simple math.
[X] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. (more like out)
[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
[X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
[ ] I re-post chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
[X] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk.
[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
[ ] I've throw up on myself when drunk.
[X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
[X] I accidentally break a lot of things.
[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.
[X] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
[X] I've asked about someone (forgetting they were dead).
[ ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[X] I've fallen out of my chair before.
[ ] I've zipped my privates in my fly